January 2010

Orthorexia Nervosa

food

In today’s media driven world, eating disorders are becoming more and more prevalent. Bulimia…Anorexia…Binge-Eating Disorder. Now there is a new syndrome called Orthorexia: literally, the “fixation on righteous eating”. These are the people who are convinced that eating grinded flax seeds, soy milk, vegetarian-fed eggs with omega-h and an array of bizarre organic products will [...]

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People Are Being Killed by Killer Kites in Pakistan

international

Click here Obviously, they never attended Kent Powers Academy: KENT POWERS Congratulations, and welcome to a new way of living. Hold your hands out …look at them…soon you will control their true ability…these flesh covered extensions of your soul are your answer to the universe. Once you have mastered my technique, you will be able [...]

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I’m writing a biography about Kevin Bacon in the sixth person.

danisms

It’s about a busboy named Enrique who is blown by a waitress whose father is a chiropractor of a women who just bought an autographed DVD of Footloose off of eBayâ„¢ from a guy in Phoenix who was actually blown by Kevin Bacon.

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Federal Agriculture Minister breaks promise over fruit code of conduct.

food

Heavens to Murgatroid! I knew God would deal out some kind of retribution for legalizing gay marriages. What will we do? Click here

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Email to Comedy Central in my defense

business

From: Dan Allen Sent: Thursday, September 09, 2004 2:54 PM To: legaldepartmentthatisscaredofgettingsued@yahoo.com Subject: Coolio vs. Me I am a copyright law neophyte, but I really would like to incorporate the phrase, “Ain’t no party like a Mercury Party, cuz a Mercury Party don’t stop…” into my Premium Blend set. It is a parody of the [...]

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