NYC Civil Servant Monikers

NYPD…New York’s Finest
(Perhaps…definitely better than the cops from the Serpico era)

NYFD…New York’s Bravest
(Believable)

Department of Correction…New York’s Boldest

(Ehh…not so much)

Taxi and Limousine Commission Officers…

New York’s Proudest
(proud adj. Feeling pleasurable satisfaction over an act.
What the fuck are they talking about? )

NYC Bicycle Patrolmen …New York’s Gayest
(Closeted)

Traffic Enforcement Agents…
New York’s Most Apathetic Douchebags
(Very believable)