Mexican Metrosexuals

by Dan Allen on December 15, 2009

in international,overheard nyc

I overheard a conversation in Spanish on the subway about a well-groomed metrosexual:

“Si no es un pato, esta cerca del lago.”

“If he’s not a duck, he’s close to the lake.”

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