Cows Causes Baldness

The milk industry claims its bovine breast beverage fortified with vitamin D, “Does the body good.”

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Vitamin D is essential for absorbing calcium which helps our bodies build strong bones and teeth. However, some studies show dairy consumption leads to certain types of cancer. Granted, these specific dairy products come from cows amped up the bovine growth hormone.

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Cancer + Chemo = Baldness

The question is how do we obtain vitamin D without consuming cancer-creating-dairy products?

Quite the conundrum.

How about that big ole yellow orb that’s eight light minutes away we call the Sun, silly?

The body produces vitamin D when the sun’s ultraviolet rays strike the skin. I can’t explain exactly what happens chemically, so let’s just call it “solar sorcery”.

But before you become an official vegan, move to a nudist colony and start worshiping Amen-Ra the Sun God, take heed!

Take in too much UV rays (aka…radiation) and you will develop skin cancer. The ozone layer is the Earth’s sunscreen against the UV rays. Some scientists have blamed ozone depletion from cow’s methane emissions created by their belching and flatulence.

Drink too much milk…cancer…sun bath too long…cancer…too many cows…cancer

How are we to keep our hair if we keep getting cancer on our quest for vitamin D?

Like symbol of Ouroboros, the serpent devouring its own tail, I wish I had an answer to this paradox.

I did some research and discovered the entire milk campaign in the 80’s was financed by an eccentric billionaire and wig mogul, J.C. McCloud.

Coincidence? I think not.

Originally posted 2006-04-12 16:51:38. Republished by Old Post Promoter.

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