November 2009

10 Rules to Date My Fictitious Daughter

people

â„– 1 Can not play a dulcimer in the subway for money â„– 2 Lotto tickets should not be overflowing from wallet â„– 3 Should not be an expert dart or pool player â„– 4 Should not be fluent in Klingon or Elvish â„– 5 Must dislike Vin Diesel movies â„– 6 Can not be [...]

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The Deadly Danger of Acid Use

entertainment

. The government continues to warn people against the recreational use of acid. Recently, they published the “1971 Autopsy Report of Jim Morrison” from The Doors. Morrison was 28 years old at the time of his death. High levels of deoxyribonucleic acid was found saturated throughout his body. One forensic technician callously stated, “It was [...]

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links

people

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I’d like to share a poem with you

poetry

My MySpace Experience Who the fuck is that bitch on your Top 8? Who? You know what slut I’m talking about. Who? The one with no clothes on. Oh, that one.

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Paper Versus Plastic

poetry

Credit Cards are clean and sheen A modern way of life Paper Bills are old world Absorbent, Dirty Reeking of human filth The scent of a stripper Crack-fives and coke-frosted Benjamins, straight from Wall Street When I look at a bill, I see a tree that never was! He could of been anything in the [...]

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