My ex-girlfriend called me and left an annoying voice mail.
Without thinking, I retaliated back by texting, “You define the word bitch” (SEND)
I make about 50 text messages a day with my T9 WORD software, so my thumbs punched out the word B-I-T-C-H by memory—2-4-8-2-4 (SEND)
The next day I felt bad about my shitty response so I called her back to apologize.
She immediately started to yell at me and I regretted I called but I told her I didn’t mean what I texted yesterday.
She calmed down when she realized I was calling to say, “I’m sorry.”
She then asked, “Do you really think I’m fat?”
And I said, “What are you talking about?”
“Your message said, “You define the word chubi…C-H-U-B-I”
“Oh no, the stupid T9 software screwed up my words, I don’t think you’re chubby, I think you’re a bitch.”
(click)
“Hello…hello…”
