People like upgrades, especially when it comes to credit cards. Gold, Platinum, Titanium…it seems the harder the substance, the harder it is to obtain.
I think they are limiting themselves by sticking to different types of metals, they could broaden the range by labeling their cards with anything that is hard to do.
Such as:
A One-Legged Hurdler® Visa Card
Watching Jennifer Lopez’s Gigli® Master Card
Giving Roseanne Barr a PAP Smear® Discovery Card
Giving Ralphie May a PAP Smear® Diner’s Club Card
Staying an Anal Virgin in Prison® Fleet Card
Forgiving Your Father for Abandoning You® Chess King Card
Erasing Your History Trail on Your Internet Browser® Capital One Card
Still Love Your Fiancé Impregnated by Your Boss® Mervyns Card
