â„– 1 Can not play a dulcimer in the subway for money
â„– 2 Lotto tickets should not be overflowing from wallet
â„– 3 Should not be an expert dart or pool player
â„– 4 Should not be fluent in Klingon or Elvish
â„– 5 Must dislike Vin Diesel movies
â„– 6 Can not be Vin Diesel
№ 7 Must not refer to reading as readin’
â„– 8 Should not own a collection of bukkake DVDs
â„– 9 Should not know how to obtain Roofies
â„– 10 Must not be in a fraternity (see #9)
