№ 1 Can not play a dulcimer in the subway for money
№ 2 Lotto tickets should not be overflowing from wallet
№ 3 Should not be an expert dart or pool player
№ 4 Should not be fluent in Klingon or Elvish
№ 5 Must dislike Vin Diesel movies
№ 6 Can not be Vin Diesel
№ 7 Must not refer to reading as readin’
№ 8 Should not own a collection of bukkake DVDs
№ 9 Should not know how to obtain Roofies
№ 10 Must not be in a fraternity (see #9)
