a principal philosophy and system of religion of Astoria, Queens based upon the teachings of a guy named Danocrates Allenopolos in the 21st century.
Never eat cotton candy in the rain.
My battery charger is a necromancer.
Do healthy vampires prey on vegans?
An annoying German designer is called a deutschbag.
Spanish dictionaries should be called Mexicons.
I’m writing a biography about Kevin Bacon in the sixth person.
Photographic memory is an outdated technology.
How did they describe a person who had a photographic memory prior to 1827?
I refuse to drink tap water, unless it’s disguised in a water fountain or as an ice cube.
I thought I was intelligent, but I have to spell-check Einstein’s name.
If pediatricians are doctors who treat children and pedophiles are adults who are attracted to children then pedestrians are people who ride children.
Are balloons appropriate at a funeral? I guess you send black ones or chocolates in a coffin-shaped box.
I need to work on my quads, my agent called me and said they needed a leg model for a film about FDR.
Eating an unwashed strawberry is like blowing a Mexican.
Autodidacts become hyperpolysyllabicsesquipedalianist because they are intellectually insecure.
If you eat a mermaid, are you considered a cannibal or a sushi lover?
Do cucumber farmers eventually become gay?
