December 2008

Why Do I Own a Car in NYC?

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I guess I should be grateful to have a car in NYC since 90% of my friends don’t have one (or I should take the hint, get rid of it and commit to mass transit). However, I still need it to get to gigs when I perform outside the city. If potassium-packed bananas measured healthiness, [...]

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Ode to a Chicken Bouillon (in Spanish)

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Yo soy un cubito de pollo Cuadrado Quieto Un pan sabroso Envuelto en papel de lunche Cerrado en pote Sopa potencial Algunos personas son minestrone Algunos personas son chowder Voy hacer caldo Dejame agua y libertad Translated by Ivette Almanzar I am a chicken bouillon Square Unmoving A flavored crouton Wrapped in tin foil Sealed [...]

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The Aztec name for avocado was ahuacatl, meaning “testicle.”

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The Aztecs considered it a sex stimulant. Vegans love it for its Omega-3 fatty acids. Now everytime I’m with a girl that orders an extra order of guacamole, I think, ‘Great. A health-slut.’

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My Second Blog

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June 1990

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