Thursday, December 11, 2008

Super Wal-Mart has Everything You Need

himself

Fuck the middle man, I like to get my trans fat right from the source. Five gallons for only twenty-two bucks. What a steal! My favorite part of this shot is the worried Wal-Mart employee in the background.

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Why Am I So Cheap?

himself

Since I have a Treo, it’s very tempting to add the Unlimited Data Plan for $44.99 and have access to the internet 24/7 (Although I’m not sure if that is a blessing since I’m trying to ween off the web). Not to mention that the name of the pre-installed mobile-browser, Blazer, is very misleading. To [...]

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Why Do I Own a Car in NYC?

himself

I guess I should be grateful to have a car in NYC since 90% of my friends don’t have one (or I should take the hint, get rid of it and commit to mass transit). However, I still need it to get to gigs when I perform outside the city. If potassium-packed bananas measured healthiness, [...]

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Ode to a Chicken Bouillon (in Spanish)

himself

Yo soy un cubito de pollo Cuadrado Quieto Un pan sabroso Envuelto en papel de lunche Cerrado en pote Sopa potencial Algunos personas son minestrone Algunos personas son chowder Voy hacer caldo Dejame agua y libertad Translated by Ivette Almanzar I am a chicken bouillon Square Unmoving A flavored crouton Wrapped in tin foil Sealed [...]

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The Aztec name for avocado was ahuacatl, meaning “testicle.”

himself

The Aztecs considered it a sex stimulant. Vegans love it for its Omega-3 fatty acids. Now everytime I’m with a girl that orders an extra order of guacamole, I think, ‘Great. A health-slut.’

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