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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Super Wal-Mart has Everything You Need

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Fuck the middle man, I like to get my trans fat right from the source. Five gallons for only twenty-two bucks. What a steal! My favorite part of this shot is the worried Wal-Mart employee in the background.

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Why Am I So Cheap?

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Since I have a Treo, it’s very tempting to add the Unlimited Data Plan for $44.99 and have access to the internet 24/7 (Although I’m not sure if that is a blessing since I’m trying to ween off the web). Not to mention that the name of the pre-installed mobile-browser, Blazer, is very misleading. To [...]

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Why Do I Own a Car in NYC?

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I guess I should be grateful to have a car in NYC since 90% of my friends don’t have one (or I should take the hint, get rid of it and commit to mass transit). However, I still need it to get to gigs when I perform outside the city.
If potassium-packed bananas measured healthiness, [...]

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Ode to a Chicken Bouillon (in Spanish)

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Yo soy un cubito de pollo
Cuadrado
Quieto
Un pan sabroso
Envuelto en papel de lunche
Cerrado en pote
Sopa potencial
Algunos personas son minestrone
Algunos personas son chowder
Voy hacer caldo
Dejame agua y libertad

Translated by Ivette Almanzar
I am a chicken bouillon
Square
Unmoving
A flavored crouton
Wrapped in tin foil
Sealed in a jar
Soup potential
Some people are minestrone
Some people are chowder
I am broth to be
Give me water and [...]

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The Aztec name for avocado was ahuacatl, meaning “testicle.”

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The Aztecs considered it a sex stimulant.
Vegans love it for its Omega-3 fatty acids.
Now everytime I’m with a girl that orders an extra order of guacamole, I think, ‘Great. A health-slut.’

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My Second Blog

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June 1990

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What did you call a person who had a photographic memory prior to 1827?

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