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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

FlockOfMullets.com is Slowly Becoming Infectious

Here’s what “The Internet” has to say about FlockOfMullets.com:

This site seems to be a German version of VH1′s Web Junk 2.0. Fast forward to the 2 minutes 8 seconds. Since it’s in German, I have no idea what is being said but I did understand “Flock of Mullets” and “Texas”.

AOL Video linked to a FOX [...]

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Producing a Comedy Show in NYC
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There are only a 1,000 comedians living in NYC out of the 8 million people in the five boroughs. That means we each get 8,000 a piece. Personally, I only want 1,000 True Fans.
Why only 1,000? Here’s a quote from Kevin Kelly, the founder of Wired,
A creator, such as an artist, musician, photographer, craftsperson, [...]

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Earthlings (specifically Americans) Are Spoiled
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Raised as fat, capitalistic pigs with intrinsic senses of entitlement, we forget that our problems are insignificant when compared to other citizens of this planet.
I was at LaGuardia Airport last week during the blackout and overheard a hysterical woman speaking to a reporter amongst crying babies and other stranded passengers tearfully cry out, “It’s [...]

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“There’s a New Monorail in Town, Springfield!”
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There is a fairly new (two year old) monorail from Manhattan to JFK called the AirTrain®. Which is great because it cuts the commute time in half.

“Monorail, Monorail,Monorail, Monorail…Can you hear it, Manhattan?!”
Unfortunately, not enough people even know about it. So the Port Authority of NY&NJ have been plastering billboards everywhere. They reads: “AirTrain®. If [...]

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Proper Etiquette of Toothpicking Cheese Cubes 101
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I played basketball today and realized I was extremely hungry. I dipped into Gourmet Garage to buy something to eat. I didn’t know what I wanted, so I roamed aimlessly around until I found something.
Luckily, The cheese department had five platters of cheese cubes with a cup of toothpicks.
Famished, I plucked out a cube [...]

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MoMAudio is Horseshit
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MoMA offers a free audio tour to “help” visitors understand what the artist is trying to express.
While helpful with some, you end up looking like a jackass to those brave souls who ventured forth sans audio guidance as you stare at an untitled canvas painted blue by Yves Klein for five minutes listening to a [...]

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“If you eat a mermaid, are you considered a cannibal or a sushi lover?”
by Danocrates Allenopolos

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

FlockOfMullets.com is Slowly Becoming Infectious

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Producing a Comedy Show in NYC

Earthlings (specifically Americans) Are Spoiled

“There’s a New Monorail in Town, Springfield!”

Proper Etiquette of Toothpicking Cheese Cubes 101

MoMAudio is Horseshit

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