It was a huge victory for Evangelical Christians at the Iowa Caucus. Their “Christ” has risen in form of a former governor of Arkansas named Mike Huckabee.
It’s interesting that he governed Arkansas because if you dissect the word “Arkansas”, it’s basically “Ark” and “Kansas” merged as one.
Which makes sense because Kansas legislators decided that Darwin’s Theory of Evolution should be optional and the Theory of Intelligent Design(ID) should be also taught and let the students decide.
Feeling more powerful and confident that Middle America is behind him, Huckabee is now campaigning against the actual geometric shape of the Pentagon because it can be inscribed with a Satanic pentacle.
This fiery, five-sided, paganistic polygon has been the official symbol for Satan since the birth of mankind. If they succeed,the Department of Defense will be renamed the Department of Divine Defense and the construction of a new, twelve-sided building called the Dodecagon, fashioned into the shape of a cross, will replace the Satanic star.
“Tuez-les tous; Dieu reconnaitra les siens.”
-Arnaud-Amaury, Abbot of Citeaux,during the Fourth Crusade, outside the fortified city of Beziers in July,1209
Which translates to,“Kill them all; for the Lord knoweth them that are His.”
or
“Kill’em all, let God sort ‘em out!” in Marine talk
UPDATE:
Dark Phoenix on 11.10.07 at 8:32 pm
the five sided star is NOT a satanic symbol! it is an ancient symbol representing female divinity. the satanic star is upside down! please research something before you make comments on it. you really sound like an idiot
So sorry, Dark Phoenix…
I apologize for being off by 40 degrees to the right. Satan forgive me for I have sinned. I am an idiot…oh Dark Phoenix.
PS. How can a Phoenix be dark? A little oxymoronic if you ask me but then again I’m the idiot.
PSS. I love you Dark Phoenix.
PSSS. As an idiot, I love other idiots.
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FUCKING CHRISTIANS THEY WOULDNT HAVE MADE IT ON PORPERS IF THEY DID THEY UNDERSTAND THE ONLY GOD TO WORSHIP!
wow… that is the biggest load of BS ive ever heard in my life lmfao
the five sided star is NOT a satanic symbol! it is an ancient symbol representing female divinity. the satanic star is upside down! please research something before you make comments on it. you really sound like an idiot
ahhh…that was pretty good and these comments are even better…I don’t know if this was a joke and jokes are always correct…that is why they are funny.
the pentagram (how i see it, i may be wrong) can be satanic or white magic. The four points (not the top one) represent the elements earth, air, fire, and water. the top (or bottom if satanic) represent either heaven or hell depending on which you beleive in. They are all connected. I hope that made sense =)
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