Caste System of Transformers

“The Autobots are the Protagonists in the Transformers Universe, they fight the “Evil Decepticons“. Both Autobots and Decepticons can ‘transform’ into machines, vehicles and other familiar mechanical objects. They often turn into civilian vehicles but some are aircraft and military vehicles. The primary protagonist and commander of the Autobots is Optimus Prime.”

“Decepticons are the enemies of the Autobots, and the Antagonists in the fictional universe of the Transformers and are led by Megatron. They are typically represented by the color purple. Primarily, Decepticons have red eyes, contrary to Autobots having blue eyes. They are known for their air power especially when most of them turn into aircraft like Starscream. They turn into Military vehicles and jets.”

The Accepticons are the most abused caste in the Transformer Universe, they are the Disantagonists. Accepticons have dim lit eyes, colored neutral light brown and are controlled by an unimpressive Commodore 64 “brain”. They are known for taking the worst jobs. They turn into garbage trucks, street sweepers, food carts, fertilizer spreaders, prom Humvee limos, rickshaws, pedicabs, 83’ Chevettes, etc…Basically, they turn into any vehicle that Autobots nor the Deceptacons would ever transform into. The primary disantagonist and reluctant “leader” is Pessimus Sub-Prime.

The Sluticons are the unregistered gypsy cabs. They will take any Transformer for a “ride” for a fee. Most Sluticons report to one Decepticon at the end of the night for protection and give him a percentage of their earnings. Theoretically, Autobots are not allowed to associate with Sluticons but a few scandalous images have been uploaded to the internet. In order to lure Autobots, Sluticons set up “car washes” financed by Decepticons and offer extra “services”. Once an Autobot asks for “The Works”, the Sluticons takes care of all their carnal vehicular desires. In Las Vegas and Amsterdam, the car wash centers are run legally by the Autobots and all the Sluticons are given a 30 point inspection every month.