Super Wal-Mart has Everything You Need

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Fuck the middle man, I like to get my trans fat right from the source. Five gallons for only twenty-two bucks. What a steal! My favorite part of this shot is the worried Wal-Mart employee in the background.

6 comments ↓

#1 Christina on 01.03.08 at 8:47 am

Thanks for the laugh!

#2 Long time reader, first time poster on 01.10.08 at 12:50 pm

This is hilarious!

I laughed out loud as I read it, eliciting glares from several of my office mates who routinely work feverishly as I surf the web on company time.

Five gallons of lard. Is that like rendering down an entire piglet?

I wonder what that employee is so worried about? He obviously thinks you are up to no good. Maybe he has learned never to trust a Cleveland Browns fan.

#3 Dan Allen on 01.10.08 at 1:36 pm

Actually the “Brown” is for Brown University. I was borrowing my girlfriend’s jacket. How gay is that?

#4 Long time reader, first time poster on 01.14.08 at 7:58 am

That is pretty gay, but admitting you have the problem the the first step on the road to recovery.

#5 J on 01.18.08 at 4:18 pm

NOT GAY my friend.

#6 Yo on 02.07.08 at 5:33 pm

I think background dude wanted to buy this bucket of lard with his employee discount… sumo wrestlin’ gig or whatever.
never though of mass producing lard. what, they hit up 90210 clinics’ dumpsters? put the bucket down

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