My Email Address Sucks!

ANYONE

What’s your email address?

ME

Dan [at] Tao Of Dan [dot] [com]

ANYONE

What? T-O-W?

ME

No. Tao like in Taoism the philosophy or some people pronounce it Dao.

ANYONE

Oh D-O-W?

ME

(Sigh) No. You know like the books Tao Of Pooh or Tao Of Steve?

ANYONE

I’ve never heard them. What is it again?

ME

Dan [AT] T as in Tom, A as in apple, O as in Oscar, O as in Oscar, F as in Frank, D as in…umm…Dan, A as in apple, N as in Nancy [DOT] [COM].

ANYONE

Got it. Dan [AT] T as in Tom, A as in Alpha, O as in Oscar, O as in Oscar, F as in Frank, D as in Delta, A as in Alpha, N as in Nancy [DOT] [COM].

ME

Exactly!!

ANYONE

What does that spell? Touooof Dan?

ME

Fuck me.

ANYONE

Give it to me again.

ME

It’s cool. Just mail it to me. It will be faster than this.