France’s Capital is in Danger (Google-wise)

When you Google the word “Paris”, the results are an astounding 533,000,000 pages relating to La Ville-lumière or if you are an unwashed, Bush-loving, war-mongering American, “The City of Lights“.

Well almost…it appears the 6,200 year old city is barely beating out the infamous slutebrity heiress Paris Hilton. She’s the the eleventh hit on the “Web” search but she has unbelievably pushed her way to the number two spot on the “Image” search.

Heed my warning: The canary may have not died in her cage but our soulless, narcissistic, gluttonous, meaningless-media-crazed empire is crumbling. Paris Hilton is the catalyst for an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that will result in the decimation of human life as we know.

Future historians (if there are any) will compare 21st century’s fascination with Paris Hilton with the 1914 assassination of the Archduke Francis Fernidad which was the spark that ignited WWI.

You heard it from TaoOfDan.com: This is the beginning of the end.