My Long Lost, Gay, Mormon, Twin Brother Pirate

by Dan Allen on May 15, 2007

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Captain Danial Allen on board his infamous schooner the Polygamy

Thank you Tim for finding him

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

The iLL Man 05.15.07 at 3:18 pm

By jove!!! He’s a lovely bit of stuff………..

Mom 05.20.07 at 7:24 pm

Sorry Dan didn’t I ever tell you about the long lost twin brother, must have slipped my mind. Boy, he sure does resemble you huh? Love, Mom

jewdee maree 05.30.07 at 3:14 am

Dan, I previously was baptised as a mormon and took a trip to Utah and roamed the desert as all good mormons do. Darn if I didn’t see that
ole’ prirate Daniel. He did remind me of
someone, but just couldn’t place him. If you see that twin of your’s again, try to get that $100 bucks he swindled out me. Thanks, AJU

Aunt Joye 06.09.07 at 7:13 pm

Well I guess the family secret is out. We all wondered where he went.

PS He looks just like your mom!

Long time reader, first time poster 06.22.07 at 10:20 am

Last I saw of him he was still chained in the basement. I guess he gnawed his way out and headed west.

P.S. I agree–he is a dead ringer for Joan!

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