Shame #1:
Graduated from Robert E. Lee High School
Shame #2:
Being the lead singer in the insanely popular Christian boy band called the,
Flock of Mullets.
Shame #3:
Becoming a fork lift driver in the Air Force to free myself from a trailer park in South Texas
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embrace the mullet! i had the ‘lobster tail’ myself for a while if you remember. you should only be ashamed if you STILL have that do…and drive an 82 camero…and pop up the collar on your polo…
hey, I can see those mullets from outer space!
(not really.)
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