January 2007

I Don’t Know Who I Am – Part I

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Prior to landing at Heathrow Airport in the UK, the flight attendants handed out a Landing Card to anyone who had citizenship outside the EU. I took one and filled it out with relative ease: name, occupation, nationality, and address of destination. The only one that gave me a bit of a dilemma was the [...]

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My Roommate is a Certified Lunatic

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He’s a health food fascist. If unsaturated fat was Jewish then he would be the Gestapo. I’ve diagnosed him with orthorexia nervosa (the act of self-righteous eating). I’d be a hypocrite if I didn’t confess that I’m a “label-reader”. I try to stay away from corn syrup, unbleached enriched wheat, genetically enhanced food, red-7, etc…Perhaps [...]

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I Almost Died on Baby Jesus’ Birthday

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My family lives in Daytona Beach and I decided to fly home for Christmas. I should have picked up on some curious cues that it was going to be an interesting ride when the pilot apologized for the delay because they had to drive the plane from the opposite side of the airport and went [...]

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