Future Theme Park Rides

I’ve been stuck in Daytona Beach, Florida visiting my family for the holidays and was dragged to Universal Studios theme park.

I love how they make catastrophic events into “fun”, family rides.

I can’t wait until 2007. They’re coming out with TSUNAMI™

Epcot is working hard to unleash AIDS™ by 2008.

Its an interactive movie where you get to be the virus.

In 2009, KATRINA™ will blow your mind.

Once all the natural disasters are exhausted, look for the wacky and wild
PRINCESS DIANA’s TUNNEL RIDE™.

But forget those mediocre attractions, the one I’m waiting for is the highly anticipated WTC: TERRORIST ATTACK™.

It will open on September 11th, 2011 on the 10 year anniversery. It’s going to be awesome. God Bless America!