I became an uncle for the first time a few days ago and was informed that my nephew was 7lbs 12oz and 21 inches (I’m assuming that’s not shabby for a baby). Personally, I was a freakishly large, hairless hobbit at 10lbs and 22 inches. I have always felt bad for my Mom’s physical defects and I’m convinced that my birth is the reason she has a lazy eye and a slight limp.
I have always wondered why all the adults in the world of Peanuts spoke in an undeciperable language and were never seen. Then I connected the dots and realized that all those poor Quasimamas have been horribly disfigured by giving birth to speech impairing, beachball-headed babies. Good grief!
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They used the vaccuum thing on his head because his linebacker like shoulders were stuck. His head was huge, but more like a giant egg not really a beachball. I on the other hand, have acquired a lazy eye, a slight limp & noone can understand what I say. Coincidence?
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