Keeping Up with The Joneses

SALES CLERK
Would you like to see the new iPod® nano?

ME
No, thanks. I just bought a portable CD player last week.

SALES CLERK
What? Where? Used? It had to be at a pawn shop.

ME
Nope. Brand new. It’s awesome. Has a built in pager, takes Polaroid® pictures, and came with a VHS analog adapter.

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4 comments ↓

#1 Anonymous on 09.28.05 at 7:47 pm

ARE YOU POOR? THAT’S JUST SAD!!!

#2 allison on 11.07.06 at 11:08 pm

I’d buy it

#3 J on 11.08.06 at 7:28 pm

that’s handy

#4 Mr. E on 11.08.06 at 10:52 pm

Does it have a connection for my Atari 2600?

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