I Don’t Understand PETA

PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk once stated, “When it comes to feelings such as pain, fear, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.”

In her eyes, we are all the same.

Yet, their name is PETA which stands for:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Why do they differentiate between people and animal?

Aren’t animals and people equal?

You don’t hear civil right groups stating Whites for the Ethical Treatment of Coloreds and Miscellaneous People.

It should be Animals for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

I understand why they don’t want to change their name because they would have to pronounce it Aye-EE-ta.

This could easily be confused with the Broadway musical Aida.

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If they were smart, they would pair up with Disney and produce their own musical about a cow who falls in love with her owner.

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Set in the outskirts of Chicago, Aeta is the exciting and passionate tale of a Moobian princess who falls in love with her owner, Farmer John. Aeta becomes the personal pet of Polly, the daughter of a meat packing mogul, who also is enamored by Farmer John. Aeta tells the tale of a story of love, devotion and betrayal spanning lifetimes.

3 comments ↓

#1 merkley??? on 11.02.05 at 6:21 am

“moobian”

you need to be punched for that

#2 missbhavens on 11.04.05 at 7:24 pm

It would have to be one of those “jukebox” musicals…maybe with songs by bands named after animals. Like…ummm…”The Animals”

#3 myq on 01.05.06 at 2:04 pm

hey dan allen

i’m a vegan standup comic and i was all set to get angry at your not understanding PETA, but then i kept reading and you made funny and true and funny points…

it really Should be AETA (which is also close to AETNA, my health care provider, but that’s less funny than the wordplay route you chose which i respect)

well done

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