Apple and Eve Juice is Sinfully Delicious

by Dan Allen on September 18, 2006

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I don’t understand why a juice company would decide to name itself Apple and Eve. If I’m not mistaken†, didn’t God deem the Apple the forbidden fruit. In which the poisonous patter of the Snake, a servant of Satan, persauded Eve to take a bite and gain the secret knowledge that ultimately exiled Adam and her out of the Garden of Eden.

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What is underlying message that they are trying to convey: Drink Our Juice and You Will Be Damned For Eternity!

I found the ad agency that came up with the logo and name. Here’s a list of some of their other clients:

  • Icarus’s Sunscreen
  • Pandora’s Box Company
  • Third Reich Propane
  • Hindenburg Fireworks
  • Bubonic Plague Marketing
  • Donner Parties and Catering
  • Jim Jone’s Fruit Drink
  • Chernobyl’s Anger Management Counseling
  • I was brainwashed as a Christian as a child

    { 3 comments… read them below or add one }

    allison 10.04.06 at 3:49 pm

    I’m pretty sure that they didn’t name the fruit taken from the tree at all in the bible, just like we don’t know that there were three wise men.

    Gary 09.19.07 at 4:15 pm

    The apple is not he forbidden fruit. It just has been traditional to say the forbidden fruit. Nowhere in the
    Bible does it say that she ate the forbidden apple. It just says that it is the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge.

    Sam Lee 08.07.08 at 3:21 am

    the history on the fruit in which Eve gave to Adam was a Nectarine due to the fruit is widely used on almost all the GODS served by the chinese to their Gods, the Nectarine were widely drawn on almost all the pictures in which they have worshipped for thousands of years, it’s not the aplle, it is the Nectar ine, Going back to other ethnic cultures on idol worshippers, the nectarine were widely used til’ today

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