And these are the days of our lies

by Dan Allen on August 30, 2006

Advances in communication technology has made people accessible 24/7, but it has also made lying to your friends the norm.

LYING FRIEND
I’d love to keep talking but my phone is dying.
Sorry, I gotta go.

ME
What? I called you on your office’s land line.

LYING FRIEND
(awkwardly)Ahh…yeah…umm…you’re right , my cell is in my purse BUT my battery really is dying…um…ahh…I can’t talk right now because it has lupus and I have to take it to the hospital. Bye.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

allison 05.11.06 at 5:44 pm

well at least they were creative…

Flora Fling 05.17.06 at 2:54 pm

If you’re from the West Coast you say, “I’m going to lose you, I’m going into the canyon.”

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