Snuffleupagus fans around the globe were sadden by the news of the well-known wooly pacaderm being diagnosed with testicular cancer.
Fortunately, New Zealand scientists have been able to hydoponically produce synthetic Muppet balls. His surgery is scheduled for next week.
The Tony Award winning cast of the Broadway musical Avenue Q has offered his life partner Big Bird a benefit show to pay for the procedure. Click here for tickets.
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Hey Dan, I was at Caroline’s on Wednesday and wanted to thank you for running with the math and D&D bit. “I have high charisma” was the best laugh I had all night.
PS: Regarding photographic memories, a more pressing question for me is when did they start calling them that and stop calling them daguerreotypical memories?
“I have high charisma”
I always cast a Charm spell before I perform.
“daguerreotypical memories”
If Jedis were geeks, you would be Yoda.
-d
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