August 2006

And these are the days of our lies

himself

Advances in communication technology has made people accessible 24/7, but it has also made lying to your friends the norm. LYING FRIEND I’d love to keep talking but my phone is dying. Sorry, I gotta go. ME What? I called you on your office’s land line. LYING FRIEND (awkwardly)Ahh…yeah…umm…you’re right , my cell is in [...]

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Jews For Jesus Lack Integrity

himself

They’re like guys who only like trannies. They’ve somehow convinced themselves that they are not gay but can’t be aroused unless the “woman” has a penis. I wouldn’t be surprised if most Jews For Jesus smokers smoke American Spirit, the whitewashed all-natural “healthy” cigarette.

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Big Brothers Big Sisters of NYC Fundraiser Show

himself

To raise awareness for their annual Race For the Kids on September 16th (http://raceforthekids.org) Mon | Aug 14th | 7:30PM $12 with a two drink minimum Gotham Comedy Club (Rated one of the top ten comedy clubs in the nation) W. 23rd St btw 7th and 8th Ave, 367-9000 Please call for reservations and mention [...]

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Latchkey Kids

himself

Since my mother was a single parent of three, the majority of my childhood was spent locked in various apartments in San Antonio with my two little brothers (see photo to left) sans parental supervision. We were the classic example of latchkey kids. In order to bring some order to our lives, my mother created [...]

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