Why am I white?

by Dan Allen on July 21, 2006

I was at my Jamaican friend’s house and his five year old daughter Cheyenne asked me bluntly, “Why are you so white?”

At first it seemed like an easy question but I quickly realized that I didn’t have an answer and said, “I don’t know.”

To which she replied, “Do you lotion?”

I then said, “No.”

She rolled her eyes knowingly and said, “You should. Mommy puts lotion on me when my elbows get white.”

I nodded and said, “Thanks. Looks like I got a big job ahead of me.”

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Nichelle 07.24.06 at 5:49 pm

OMG… friggin’ priceless.

Dan, did you get that lotion?

Signed,

Another Nichelle

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