June 2006

I’m 6′ 6″ and only weigh 175 pounds (when I lie).

danisms

I feel like the foriegn film version of the man I’m supposed to be.

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I think I just lost a $1,000

himself

How you ask? Last Friday I walked up to my house and noticed there was an envelope on my door. At first I thought it was resturaunt paper spam, but I realized it was a psuedo-personalized letter. “Dear Resident, Your house has been selected to be in the New York Tiimes fashion editorial. We are [...]

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Awkward Goodbyes

himself

I went on a date that I thought was fantastic. Great meal, wonderful conversation, and a beautiful girl. Unfortunately, I forgot to ask her where she lived. She answered, “Hoboken, NJ.” Since I live in Astoria, Queens she might as well have said that she lived in Germany. I think I’ll have to get my [...]

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