Another MySpace Profile

by Dan Allen on May 26, 2006

“I have a golden retriever named Angel who, to me, really is made of gold. Angel and I live together like sisters in an amparment that only I pay for. I am a model who doesn’t believe that beauty can be seen by one’s eyes. I think it is possible that even a blind person can say someone is beautifl and not be copying another. I am currently dating another model, Tony. We have a relationship I am so joyous to be part of. He is making plans to move in. we have alot in common. We both believe in inner beauty more than outter and have dogs. That’s how we met. I was taking Angel for a walk in the park and his male golden retriever ran up to Angel. It was love at first sniff to them…And love at first sight for us.”

Really digest every line. I’ll dissect it tomorrow. Enjoy!

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Lelia Katherine Thomas 05.28.06 at 2:46 am

Quick, someone castrate these airheads.

Nasti Spumante 05.30.06 at 12:54 am

I agree. And do it quickly - before they spawn another reality show ’star’.

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