That’s a horrible name for a baby.
How about:
Rub a Dub Dub…is there Virgo in your Tub?
Or Leo, Pisces, Gemini…there are twelve astrological signs to choose from.
Why CANCER?
That’s just mean.
If you’re going to fuck the kid by giving him a weird name at least be kind enough to give him the name SCORPIAN. At least the kids at school will think twice before beating him up.
