I find myself telling people, “See ya, I’ll text you later.”
But I’m having trouble conjugating the new word in the past tense.
EXAMPLE:
“What happen last night? I texted you last night.”
I feel like an idiot when I say, “texted”.
We need to come up with another word to describe the act of sending a text message.
Suggestions?
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The act of having sent a text message?
Suat.
Sent U A Text.
Even the long form looks like short form, thus embodying the entire text messaging experience.
Here’s how to use it:
“I suat you last night. Did you get it?”
You can use suat as a verb and a noun, thus having to avoid saying “text” at all.
Now I realize saying “suat you” is a little like saying “ATM Machine,” but I think it works.
Plus I think it sounds kind of sexy, as in, “Girl I want to make you SUAT. Suat ’til you can’t suat no more…”
Forgive me if this gets a re-post on my blog, but a sister can’t waste this shit.
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