April 2006

Someone handed this to me as I got off the subway

himself

That’s a horrible name for a baby. How about: Rub a Dub Dub…is there Virgo in your Tub? Or Leo, Pisces, Gemini…there are twelve astrological signs to choose from. Why CANCER? That’s just mean. If you’re going to fuck the kid by giving him a weird name at least be kind enough to give him [...]

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In the Flesh Reading Series: True Confessions!

himself

This is the piece I read last night: When people ask me how old I was when I lost my virginity, I tell them nineteen years old. Deep down, I feel like a liar. Technically, I lost my virginity when I was sixteen. It all depends on how you define the word: virginity. I’ve always [...]

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True Sex Confessions Tonight!

himself

You don’t want to miss this one! IN THE FLESH EROTIC READING SERIES TRUE SEX CONFESSIONS NIGHT WEDNESDAY APRIL 19 at 8 PM at Happy Ending Lounge, 302 Broome Street (B/D to Grand, J/M/Z to Bowery, F to Delancey, http://www.happyendinglounge.com) Admission: Free Happy Ending Lounge: 212-334-9676 http://inthefleshreadingseries.blogspot.com In April, New York’s hottest personalities share their [...]

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People have weird responses to people who endure a loss.

himself

I sent out a mass email last night informing people I had my new Treo phone stolen from me playing basketball here in Queens and asked for everyone to email their updated contact information. A lot of people did respond to the request and were extremely sympathetic. Although, a handful of them felt they could [...]

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Two Out of Three People Hate Halloween.

himself

Too bad the Dreaded Pirate Roberts couldn’t cheer up the Rabbit and the Red Dude.

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