March 2006

I’m not Jewish but I like to have sex with them.

himself

Basically, I’m trying raise the mean height of all Jews, one girl at a time.

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People Ask Me Why I Attended Texas A&M

himself

I didn’t have any money, so I decided to go to a state university. My only other choice was the University of Texas. They both offered an excellent aerospace program. Without hesitation, I chose Texas A&M. Why you ask? For some bizarre reason, I have an aversion for Burnt Orange. It makes my eyes want [...]

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Technical Difficulties…please stand by

himself

I bought a DELL Inspiron 600m laptop in January 2004. My hard drive failed in February 2005, one month out of warranty. Two days ago my motherboard decided to commit suicide without even telling anyone. She didn’t even give me any hints as to why she wanted to kill herself. Boom! Gone! Finito! No note…nothing. [...]

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