Falluja (or الفلوجة) is the Arabic word describing what happens when a man has an ejaculation.
INSURGENT® is a cleaning product designed specifically to eliminate falluja-related stains.
Used in a sentence:
Mother
Dammit Billy, this better not be your falluja on the quilt your Grandmother made…I swear to God, you are buying the next bottle of INSURGENT®!




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I’m happy you’ve hit my mother load of geeks. I’ll certainly see you in the city at some point as I slowly ascend to the upper levels of comedy.
And I’ll try to book you once I start running a show (within a couple of months). (You’d draw a few of my friends who enjoyed you at New Class Clowns.)
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