December 2005

Overheard at the MTA Picket Line

himself

Booth Agent They going to reduce our benefits. Train Operator They better not! I don’t want nobody to touch my mutha fuckin’ 501k plan! What the hell is a “501k” plan? I guess that’s when you invest in 1000 pairs of Levi 501 jeans in flea markets in the south and then resell them to [...]

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Check out this gay photo of me and my girlfriend

himself

Check out this article in the Village Voice written by Rachel Kramer Bussel discussing sex at your parent’s house during the holidays. Click here My friend and comedian Anthony DeVito disagrees about the photo being “gay”. He feels we look like a pair of psychics.

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Check out this gay photo of me and my girlfriend

himself

Check out this article in the Village Voice written by Rachel Kramer Bussel discussing sex at your parent’s house during the holidays. Click here My friend and comedian Anthony DeVito disagrees about the photo being “gay”. He feels we look like a pair of psychics.

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I’m a horrible Christmas shopper?

himself

I’m as indecisive as a bisexual Jew-For-Jesus who smokes American Spirits™. The words healthy and cigarettes can not be in the same sentence.

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Condescending Technical Support is the Best Kind

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I was updating my computer and at one point I needed to input my ‘IP Address’. I happened to be talking to my buddy who is a computer guru and asked him where I would find this information. He caustically responded, “You don’t know your IP Address?” What the fuck? You should only know your [...]

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