November 2005

If defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of Windows.

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The depomumation is the act of throwing someone out of Apple.

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Conservatives Destroy Rainforests Because They are Homophobic

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Biologists have discovered that male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality in all mammals. Dr. Frank Riden has theorized that by sleeping upside-down, these flying rodents are over-dosing their brain with oxygenated blood. He has concluded that too much O2 leads to homosexuality. Dr. Riden has tested his OLH Theory with human scuba divers [...]

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SEEKING PREP HOST/COMEDIAN FROM NAOMI JUDD SHOW. – w4m – 32

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Reply to: pers-111897821@craigslist.org Date: 2005-11-17, 11:14AM EST this may sound crazy but why not. you were 25 and telling jokes to prep the audience for the Naomi Judd show while we were waiting. Anyhow it was about a week or two ago on a friday. I was sitting in the corner with my mother who [...]

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Self-Awareness Part IV

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I’m extremely volatile and have low-self esteem. A geologist once described me as a bulimic volcano.

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M*A*S*H is a valid mathematical statement

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M mass (m) A acceleration (a) S displacement/distance (s) H height (h) If Newton’s Second Law states: Force equals mass times acceleration (F=ma), then m × a = Force Displacement and height are lengths. If you multiply two lengths together, you would create a surface area. s × h = Surface Area So, (m × [...]

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