When I look at porn online, I find myself watching a girl having sex with six other guys. I don’t know why this turns me on, but in some sick, perverted way it does.
I have to ask myself, “Am I a closeted misogynist?”
Personally, I’d never want to be in that situation because I wouldn’t know what position I would take. I’m too passive-aggressive.
“Okay…you got top…alright…bottom goes to Joe…great…Gary has the left hand…good choice…”
I’d end up being the guy kissing her, who always looks so sad and pathetic.
Then some guy would muscle in to get blown.
“Oh…you want her to do that…okay…I guess I’ll massage her feet. Oh…you want to have sex with her feet…by all means, please go ahead…I’m going to step out for a bit. It’s her Mom’s birthday and I want to buy her a card. If you guys want, I can come back and we can all sign it. That would be swell!”
