Hi, this is Brad. I’ll be your Testicle Support Technician. How can I help you? Fan-fucking-tastic! I was diagnosed with a reducible inguinal hernia and I get to have a procedure done next week. Hip-hip-hooray! I feel it’s the next step in my rite of passage into adulthood. First it’s the right to vote, then [...]
NYC-based producer and storyteller
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danisms
“I'm writing a biography about Kevin Bacon in the sixth person.”
by Danocrates Allenopolos-
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Recent Posts
- MySpace is video crack for egotist with low self esteem.
- Kent Powers Flight Academy
- Overheard Through My Window in Queens
- Four Questions of Pesach (Passover)
- Riker’s Island should produce more musicals
- WYSIWYG TALENT SHOW
- Baby Balloons Murdered
- Subtextual Translations
- Is the FOX Channel the best place to recruit for CIA agents?
- Battle of Endor Vet
- Stormtrooper TK-421′s Response to Obi-Wan’s Death
- If Leia and Luke had a Child
- Transamerica
- Something topical (slowly becoming un-topical)
- My First Road Trip
- Society Has Demonized the word, “Mexican”
- I Think My Inner Child is Nelson from The Simpsons
- The Maverick | Starring McCain, Palin and Bush
- I’m Afraid of Public Transportation
- You can’t tell a book by its cover, but you can tell a movie by its font
- jpegs, mpegs, and who-gives-a-fuck-pegs.
- Finally an Advertisement with Integrity
- Spanish dictionaries should be called Mexicons.
- Mothers Don’t Understand Technology
- Adorable Handprint Designed Sheets
- Germans were Against War with Iraq
- my beard
- I Miss My Alma Mater: Robert E. Lee High School
- Hope You’re Not Color Blind
- New Abortion Groups
