January 2005

Ode to a Chicken Bouillon (in Turkish)

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Bir kavanozun içine mühürlenmiş Çorba potansiyelli Bazı insanlar İtalyan minestronu Bazı insanlar balıklı sebze çorbasıdır Ben geleceğin çorba suyu Su ver bana ve özgür bırak beni. Translated into Turkish by Mrs. Isaac Rueban I am a chicken bouillon Square Unmoving A flavored crouton Wrapped in tin foil Sealed in a jar Soup potential Some people [...]

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Ode to a Chicken Bouillon (in Danish)

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Jeg er kyllingebouillon Firkantet Immobil En kroton med smag Indpakket i folie Forseglet i en krukke Souper potentiale Nogen folk er til minestrone Nogen folk er til gryderet Jeg er snart suppehøne Giv mig vand og frigør mig Translated to Danish by Larry Dahle I am a chicken bouillon Square Unmoving A flavored crouton Wrapped [...]

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Ode to a Chicken Bouillon (in Serbian)

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Ja sam pileći bujon Kockast Nepokretan Začinjeni dvopek Uvijen u staniol Zatvoren u tegli Potencijalna supa Neki ljudi su minestrone Neki ljudi su čorba od plodova mora Ja sam buduća čorba Daj mi vode i oslobodi me Translated to Serbian by Dubravka Strbac

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Comedy Central Questionnaire

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Name: Dan Allen Alias: Danaconda…alas…the burden of being 6’6” Where do you live? Upper East East East Side (aka…Queens) NYC, USA, Earth, Sol Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe Biggest pet peeve? People who use sesquipedal words because they are intellectually insecure. Favorite celebrity? A tie between Sir Isaac Newton and “Hacksaw” Jim Duggin Someone [...]

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Comedy Central Premium Blend TONIGHT!

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I was egotistically Googling myself again, and discovered my air date got pushed up from February 11th to TONIGHT. Comedy Central 10PM Eastern January 28th, 2005 Which throws off my master plan, I’ve been slowly designing my OFFICIAL website and was preparing to launch it next week. Oh well…life will continue at the same rate [...]

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