Name: Dan Allen Alias: Danaconda…alas…the burden of being 6’6” Where do you live? Upper East East East Side (aka…Queens) NYC, USA, Earth, Sol Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe Biggest pet peeve? People who use sesquipedal words because they are intellectually insecure. Favorite celebrity? A tie between Sir Isaac Newton and “Hacksaw” Jim Duggin Someone [...]
NYC-based producer and storyteller
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danisms
“If pediatricians are doctors who treat children and pedophiles are adults who are attracted to children then pedestrians are people who ride children.”
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Recent Posts
- MySpace is video crack for egotist with low self esteem.
- Kent Powers Flight Academy
- Overheard Through My Window in Queens
- Four Questions of Pesach (Passover)
- Riker’s Island should produce more musicals
- WYSIWYG TALENT SHOW
- Baby Balloons Murdered
- Subtextual Translations
- Is the FOX Channel the best place to recruit for CIA agents?
- Battle of Endor Vet
- Stormtrooper TK-421′s Response to Obi-Wan’s Death
- If Leia and Luke had a Child
- Transamerica
- Something topical (slowly becoming un-topical)
- My First Road Trip
- Society Has Demonized the word, “Mexican”
- I Think My Inner Child is Nelson from The Simpsons
- The Maverick | Starring McCain, Palin and Bush
- I’m Afraid of Public Transportation
- You can’t tell a book by its cover, but you can tell a movie by its font
- jpegs, mpegs, and who-gives-a-fuck-pegs.
- Finally an Advertisement with Integrity
- Spanish dictionaries should be called Mexicons.
- Mothers Don’t Understand Technology
- Adorable Handprint Designed Sheets
- Germans were Against War with Iraq
- my beard
- I Miss My Alma Mater: Robert E. Lee High School
- Hope You’re Not Color Blind
- New Abortion Groups
