Night after night, my roommates and I heard our douchebag neighbor spew out continuous verbal abuse to his spouse in a loud, thick Greek accent. Expletive words seem to be the only English words in his feeble lexicon. Occasionally, we shouted back, “Shut the fuck up.” It would quiet down for a couple of minutes, [...]
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