Five years ago, my ex-girlfriend’s father generously gave us a seven day ski vacation at the Snowshoe Resort in West Virginia for Christmas. He paid for the hotel, lift tickets, and the snowboard rental. All we had to pay for was transportation and food. This was fantastic; unfortunately I grew up in Texas and didn’t [...]
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danisms
“Autodidacts become hyperpolysyllabicsesquipedalianist because they are intellectually insecure.”
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Recent Posts
- MySpace is video crack for egotist with low self esteem.
- Kent Powers Flight Academy
- Overheard Through My Window in Queens
- Four Questions of Pesach (Passover)
- Riker’s Island should produce more musicals
- WYSIWYG TALENT SHOW
- Baby Balloons Murdered
- Subtextual Translations
- Is the FOX Channel the best place to recruit for CIA agents?
- Battle of Endor Vet
- Stormtrooper TK-421′s Response to Obi-Wan’s Death
- If Leia and Luke had a Child
- Transamerica
- Something topical (slowly becoming un-topical)
- My First Road Trip
- Society Has Demonized the word, “Mexican”
- I Think My Inner Child is Nelson from The Simpsons
- The Maverick | Starring McCain, Palin and Bush
- I’m Afraid of Public Transportation
- You can’t tell a book by its cover, but you can tell a movie by its font
- jpegs, mpegs, and who-gives-a-fuck-pegs.
- Finally an Advertisement with Integrity
- Spanish dictionaries should be called Mexicons.
- Mothers Don’t Understand Technology
- Adorable Handprint Designed Sheets
- Germans were Against War with Iraq
- my beard
- I Miss My Alma Mater: Robert E. Lee High School
- Hope You’re Not Color Blind
- New Abortion Groups
