Google Has Everything

by Dan Allen on June 14, 2013

in wordplay

I’m trying to come up with phrases that are un-Googlable.

I thought I had a winner with “unicorn taint”.

Unfortunately, I got this:

Results of 7 for “unicorn taint”. (0.06 seconds)

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Consumerism has Secularized Christmas

business

I am a nerd. I have contacted the U.S. Census and Department of Forestry and have calculated the number of Christmas trees slain since 1830 here in the United States. After hours of geekish research, I have estimated 2.4 billion Christmas trees have been wiped out. With the average tree density of a normal forest, [...]

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Oh…the Irony!

international

I just got back from a weekend getaway in Toronto, Ontario. Fantastique! I felt right at home. Basically, Toronto is the NYC of Canada sans the smells and apathy. Wanting to be productive, I did a guest spot at the Laugh Resort Comedy Club (Which I’m still trying to decipher. I’m not sure if they [...]

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If Luke never found out that Leia was his twin sister, would their child have had “special” abilities?

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Journey Has Integrity

people

What I love about Journey is their self-awareness of the fact that someone would take the time and energy to create and host a website to bash their band. I say this because if you go to: http://journeysucks.com, you will be redirected to their main website. Now, that’s foresight. I thought I had low-self esteem.

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