poetry
I am a vegan
Pure, Organic
Meek, Malnourished
Chickpeas are my meat pellets
Tofu is my life
The art of vegetarianism is pacifism between furry organisms
A Denny’s Grand Slam is a dinner of Death!
Two slices of pig skin, a couple chicken fetuses
Sunny-side up and side of toast…please
A carton of eggs is not what I see
Twelve homemade coffins for under two [...]
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business
When I was in Virginia, I drove by a Friendly’s® restaurant and noticed that the marquee claimed, “Free Happy Ending Sundae with Every Entree”.
My Uncle Ed was in the Marines and had told me as a teenager that happy endings was code word for oral pleasure at a massage parlor.
The temptation was too great to [...]
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