IF YOU CLICKED ON ME, YOUR MIGHT BE PRETTY LUCKY LOL ” DON’T LUST FOR WHAT YOU SEE, DESIRE WHAT YOU KNOW” PRETTY DEEP HUH??? WELL IM 30 YEARS OLD FROM BROOKLYN , New York. I WORK OUT/ TRAIN 5 DAYS A WEEK.IM VERY INTO HEALTH & FITNESS. I AM AS REAL AS THEY COME!!IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT ABOUT ME THEN WRITE ME AND LEARN ABOUT ME. I HAVE A HEART OF GOLD,ILL GIVE U THE SHIRT OFF MY BACK FOR ALL THOSE I LOVE AND CARE ABOUT. PLEASE ” DON’T MISTAKE MY KINDNESS, AS A WEAKNESS” TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS. IM VERY VERY LOYAL,FRIENDLY,CARIN G ,REAL, SENSITIVE AND LOVING . YES IM A CANCER. I’m very intelligent and I’m very confident in myself. I’m very family oriented. I love spending time with my family and friends. I have the greatest friends, they are always there for me. I HAVE TAUGHT FROM GRADES PRE K- HS. I love the medical field as well.I love reading about medical information.Im very interested in the financial world.Im very affectionate.I LOVE WHEN A GUY HOLDS ME & KISSES ME. U MUST BE ABLE TO CARRY A GOOD CONVO WITH ME AND PERSONALITY MATTERS BIG TIME.I CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING BASICALLY,IM ALWAYS UP FOR A CHALLENGING CONVERSATION. I LOVE INTELLIGENT GUYS,NOTHING LIKE A INTELLIGENT GUY. I LIKE WHEN A GUY TAKES GOOD CARE OF HIMSELF -MEANING IN GREAT SHAPE ( ATHLETIC BODY ,RIPPED OR MUSCLAR ) MMM CARES ABOUT HIS BODY AND WORKS OUT:) I CARE HOW ABOUT HOW I LOOK, SO I BELIEVE A GUY SHOULD DEFINENTLY TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIMSELF. I very knowledgeable about the banking field.I am a very sincere, & honest person.Im such a nurturer to those I love and care about.I LOVE A GUY THAT IS A GREAT KISSER. I LOVE A GOOD MOVIE LIKE ACTION,DRAMA, COMEDY AND ROMANTIC:) I LOVE ALL TYPES OF MUSIC .” I LOVE ROMANTIC GUYS,THAT MEANS ROMANTIC DINNERS, ROSES & AFFECTIONATE GUYS APPLY. I love to write, Well maybe since I Actually taught writing! I love reading a good piece of writing. Im very deep & love to read quotes by Machiavelli,Plato,Ar istotle,Jung,Socrates &Descartes.
My Favorite JDate.com Profile (A Jewish Dating Service)
June 29th, 2008 — religion, sexuality
July 24th | John Oliver from The Daily Show and more!
June 28th, 2008 — himself
I’m Moving to Australia
June 5th, 2008 — himself
I “voted” for Obama today on a poll today.
As I was trolling through the comments, I found this:
Mimi from South Philadelphia
I am not black therefore, i will not vote for Obama. I already signed up to help john McCane. I am a Hillary supperter however, I do not think she should take the VP job. She have a job as a seneter. Beside, two VP. Michelle and Hillary? They will kill each oter. Michell is not that young.Beside, When Obama looses to McCane. Hillary will get the blame. I lost my exitement.I do not like Obama. He is a horrible Racist and sexist. I will not change my mind. I am sickof the DNC corrupton. 19 million votes are nothing. I am a secoentd class citizen.
“john McCane”
Nice
“supperter”
Perfect
“I do not think she should take the VP job.”
As I wouldn’t accept a job as an astronaut because NASA would never ask me.
“She have a job as a seneter.”
Not sure how to pronounce that.
“Beside, two VP. Michelle and Hillary? They will kill each oter.”
Not sure exactly what this means but I know for a fact “otter” has two “T”s (Not to be confused with Tutti from Facts of Life)
“Michell is not that young.”
Good point (??)
“Obama looses to McCane”
Love the consistency
“I lost my exitement.”
I guess that has something to do with being too “looses”
“I am a secoentd class citizen.”
Well sort of…more like a third rate speller.
We’ll be fine America. What could possibly happen in November. I trust the masses.
Math is Evolving
May 30th, 2008 — mathematics
Euclid, Euler, and Pythagoras were just a few of the founding fathers, who laid the foundation for future mathematicians. Cumulatively throughout history, these geniuses and many others have discovered the wonders of mathematics.
Astrophysicists pursue the origin of our universe, biologists keep decoding DNA, chemists are determined to find the perfect compound, but mathematicians have exhausted all avenues of their field and have to invent “numbers” to continue.
Real Numbers, Unreal Numbers, Transcendental Numbers, Imaginary Numbers, Surreal Numbers, Supernatural Number…etc
This trend of contrived innovation will only lead to the death of math as we know it.
Below is a snapshot of the future sets of numbers:
Philosophical Numbers
numbers that are based on a system of philosophy
Anarchistic Numbers
numbers in a constant state of disorder
Mythical Numbers
fictional numbers that exist in myths
Mythical Numbers would be used to determine the mortality rate of unicorns, calculate the weight of the Loch Ness monster or the population of Atlantis
Blithe Numbers
numbers that exist purely for no reason
Satanic Numbers
numbers that conjure demons
Doppelganger Numbers
numbers that pretend to be other numbers
Doppelganger Numbers are also known as Transnumerical Numbers or “Trannys”. You will find these “Tranny” Numbers used by Thai or Brazilian mathematicians.
STD Numbers
numbers that are infected through the commutative process
I’m Shocked There Aren’t More Suicides
May 20th, 2008 — himself
Results in 5,230,000 pages
Drops down to 2,980,000
Not much of a difference at 2,820,000
It’s official: One million nine hundred sixty thousand people really fucking hate themselves and want to blow their brains out.
If I was in college right now, I would probably major in psychology.
Bye, Bye Emos
May 16th, 2008 — himself
If you live in a major city, you may have noticed a rise in fixed gear bikes.
A fixed-gear bicycle or fixed wheel bicycle, is a bicycle without the ability to coast. The sprocket is screwed directly on to the hub and there is no freewheel mechanism. A reverse-thread lockring is usually fitted to prevent the sprocket from unscrewing. Whenever the rear wheel is turning, the pedals turn in the same direction.By resisting the rotation of the pedals, a rider can slow the bike to a stop, without the aid of a brake.
Hipsters are gobbling them up. Everywhere I go I see some kid in a fedora hat (who was wearing a Baker’s hat last year) with a Thundercat t-shirt (with quotation marks around the emblem) riding a fixed gear now that it is extremely hip.
I would be hypocrite if I didn’t divulge that I purchased an Emo-mobile last September and love it but I chickened out and got a front brake. The reason I say “chickened out” is because fixed gears are capable of stopping “without the aid of a brake”. Hardcore fixies will give you a “tsk tsk” look when they see that you installed a brake or “testicle remover” as they call them. Fuck that, I ride over the Queensboro Bridge to get home.
At first, I held contempt for these elitists. Then I realized this infectious, fashion trend is awesome. Brakes have somehow become out-of-fashion.
What a beautiful way to thin the herd. Welcome back America!
I Only Do Blow with $1000 Bills
May 10th, 2008 — himself
I can’t tell if this is racist.
May 10th, 2008 — himself
I took this photo in the Cayman Islands.
This Thursday: Sacapuntas! @ 9PM
May 7th, 2008 — Sacapuntas
My “Friends” Feel One of My Jokes is Illogical
April 25th, 2008 — himself
My “friends” Jon Fisch and Joe List were in the green room at Comix comedy club in NYC and overheard my joke,
“I only attract girls who find Skeletor sexy.”
They both agreed that it didn’t make sense because even though Skeletor was theoretically a skeleton. I would never in this lifetime be as muscular as him (perhaps I should replace him with the non-steroidal Mumm-Ra.
